Allister says:
Hello Santa
Santa Claus says:
Hello!
What’s going on?
Allister says:
Is it Christmas yet?
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho!
Allister says:
Are you drunk?
Santa Claus says:
I’m eminently sober.
Allister says:
Can I have some dancing girls and alcohol for Christmas please?
Santa Claus says:
My elves will get right on that.
Great! Something to look forward to at Christmas!
We all have to move with the times. Even Santa Claus. Thankfully, this year Santa’s got himself onto Live Messenger and is now available to chat. What will you ask for? To chat now with Santa just add northpole@live.com to your contacts on Live Messenger. Then send him an instant message. Hopefully he’ll still be sober enough to remember my request come Christmas Eve…
More details at the Microsoft Presspass site.